Saturday, October 30, 2010
cabbage night
When I was a kid, we had something called Cabbage Night. Akin to Mischief Night and Devil’s Night, it was the night before Halloween when the neighborhood “hoodlums” would play all sorts of pranks and practical jokes and otherwise wreak havoc on their neighbors. It seems, however, that in these kinder, gentler, more politically correct times, nobody observes Cabbage Night anymore.
This is too bad.
There was nothing scarier than walking to school on Halloween morning through the carnage of the night before: the cars with their windows soaped, the t.p. draped across bushes and trees, the cryptic messages written on the road in shaving cream. Because these tokens of Cabbage Night were reminders that as we slept, snug in our cozy, warms beds, evil lurked among us. And not only that, the evil was us since the neighborhood hoodlums were often our brothers and sisters and, in some cases, even our fathers.
If you ask me, coming face-to-face with the human propensity to wreak havoc and do harm especially in a nice quiet suburban neighborhood like mine, is far scarier than any ghost or goblin you could conjure.
Monday, October 4, 2010
hold that thought
I’ve been on hold now for nearly fifteen minutes, which has me thinking.
I have been on hold a lot in my life, especially with the Division of Unemployment Assistance, not to mention my insurance company, the doctor’s office and today, Home Depot. So, I think I know something of being on hold. And yet, there are a lot of things I am not sure of when I am on hold.
For instance, what is the proper length of time to be on hold: five minutes, ten minutes, forty-five minutes? What if they forget about you, is it okay to hang up then? When is it safe to call back after being on hold for a long time? And what should you say: “Remember me?”
Sometimes, I am tempted to hang up so that the person on the other end of the line doesn’t think I have nothing better to do than to wait for them. “My time is valuable, too,” I have been known to yell into the dead receiver. Then, sometimes, I resolve to hang on the line for as long as it takes just for the satisfaction of saying, “I have been holding for fifty minutes; I think I deserve some attention!”
I guess I can give it a few more minutes before I hang up; after all, if I don’t get through today, there’s always tomorrow
I have been on hold a lot in my life, especially with the Division of Unemployment Assistance, not to mention my insurance company, the doctor’s office and today, Home Depot. So, I think I know something of being on hold. And yet, there are a lot of things I am not sure of when I am on hold.
For instance, what is the proper length of time to be on hold: five minutes, ten minutes, forty-five minutes? What if they forget about you, is it okay to hang up then? When is it safe to call back after being on hold for a long time? And what should you say: “Remember me?”
Sometimes, I am tempted to hang up so that the person on the other end of the line doesn’t think I have nothing better to do than to wait for them. “My time is valuable, too,” I have been known to yell into the dead receiver. Then, sometimes, I resolve to hang on the line for as long as it takes just for the satisfaction of saying, “I have been holding for fifty minutes; I think I deserve some attention!”
I guess I can give it a few more minutes before I hang up; after all, if I don’t get through today, there’s always tomorrow
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