I've done it again. I've burned my tongue on conversation hearts. You know what I'm talking about: those painful little white bumps you get on your tongue from eating too many heart-shaped candies that say things like "sweet talk," "let's kiss," and "say yes."
Every year I promise myself I won't let it happen again; I will practice moderation and self-control. And every year I wind up back in the same place. The really sad thing is, I have a handful of hearts next to my computer even as I write this!
I'm thinking of starting a Twelve-Step group, Conversation Hearts Anonymous. I can just see the introductions now. "Hi, my name is Kelly and I can't stop eating hearts."
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